If you know me, you know all my standby phrases. They’re usually very strange and ridiculous – always catching an unsuspecting listener off guard.
Damn, bishes must wanna be me. Please exit stage right. Immediately.
I can’t be bothered. I just can’t. I’ve already scratched you off my list, yet you still continue to trick yourself into believing we’re still friends? I’ve come to accept it. That’s just you. No shame in your game.
I’m gonna treat you like a Subaru and let the universe take care of it.
Get a grip. Please and thank you. The end.
…for this shit.
Younger Classmate: I don’t know… what is it called… ri-ko-ketting?
Class in Unison: Ricocheting.
Is this for real? Was she serious? She was of foreign origin, so she gets a pass. Next time she will go directly to jail; do not pass go and do not collect $200.
I’m doing my best to keep a low key weekend. I haven’t had good rest in a while. It’s serious too. 3 out of 5 days this week my left eye has been twitching. Someone suggested eating a banana. Didn’t help.
The world is just a crazy place man…
TRAGEDIES OF THE WEEK.
- This girl is all on my TV screen with that backwards B on her face. Now let’s stop and think about this for a minute. If I carve your face, why would I write a mirror image of what I see? I wouldn’t. They should have known that ham did it herself. Clue number one and a BIG one at that!
- JHud’s mother and brother found murdered. This is just sad and I can’t even elaborate on how tired I am of these reckless, violent crimes.
- Somebody ditched B.Scott. Now if you know me, then you know I love B.Scott. How the hell is somebody gonna walk away from B.Scott? Answer me that! If B.Scott can’t get no d then I have no chance in hell. It is truly a recession. Another thing: B’s video JanetJackson video is making me step my game up!
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- Halle Berry pressed the enter key to turn on a computer that is a multi-network system with >7 monitors. WTH Halle Berry. Well… it is Swordfish. John Travolta, you need a new lacefront.
Two strange things happened yesterday.
Me: Did you get a hair cut?
Guy Classmate: Yeah, I cut my hair with meat scissors haha!
Me: Do you mean poultry shears?
Guy Classmate: Oh yeah… that’s what I meant. Is that what they’re called?
Nosey Girl Classmate: Well did you at least wash them first? Because that would just be gross..
Time goes on and I arrive in lab…
Labmate #1: You should vote in [3rd or 4th largest city in the state]. Your vote will count more there.
Me: What?
Labmate #1: You know..that’s like um middle America so your vote will count more.
Labmate #2: There is no difference. All of North Carolina’s votes are counted together.
Me: Yeah, there’s no electoral college for counties!
[TIME PASSES]
Labmate #1: I am going to canvass this weekend to get support for Barack Obama.
Thoughts to self: What the hell kind of WRONG information will SHE be giving people?
I need a break from this place.
You know how you read a good story and you are just all up into it? Well, that’s what’s happening to me. I am in the lab – pretending to read primary literature while toggling between pdf’s and A Belle In Brooklyn. Seriously, I have a problem. She has a great voice and I have seen myself in the position she’s in too many times. That last post? Whew! I think I have a new outlook on things!
Remember when your mother or grandmother used to say, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” Well, I do. Today has been a day on mute because I don’t have anything nice to say. I’ve just kept my mouth shut and left my interactions to a minimum.
Tomorrow evening, after the gym I plan to make some sandwiches. I’ll make about 30, and the next morning drop them off at my local Urban Ministries. I’ve done this before and I always felt pretty good about it. Maybe sandwich-making is therapeutic. Remember you heard it here first.
