I’m the queen of multitasking . . . or at least that’s what I like to believe. Anyway, I went to the nail salon for a pedi – I read while in the chair. It turned out to be quite an interesting trip.
Customer #1 to the nail tech: Sorry it’s taking me so long to choose a color. I mean it’s going to be on my hands and feet for two months, so I really have to like it.
MY THOUGHTS: How the thunder are you making nail polish last 2 months? And why??
Customer #2 (the mother of #1): I’m so glad to be getting this pedicure because you know how the calluses turn into cracks on the bottom of your feet? You know like dry skin but worse? Well I knew I had to come in because my feet were snagging the carpet…
MY THOUGHTS: o_O
Customer #3 sits down for pedi.
Nail tech: Which pedicure would you like?
Customer #3: Can I get a soda? Do you have a soda? I’m so thirsty.
Nail tech: No we don’t have a soda for you. There’s a restaurant a couple stores down.
Customer #3: Nevermind. I have ingrown toenails, can you just cut around them? Just cut up until the ingrown part.
Me: c_C Whaaa?
